1. Making friends is not as hard as keeping them
2. Sometimes saying nothing says everything
3. Student loans seemed like a good idea at the time but the people at NJ Class are just plain mean
4. It takes seconds for merchants to take your money but can take weeks for them to credit you back
5. It's okay not to know what you're doing all the time
6. Sometimes it just plain sucks
7. There's nothing more annoying than trying to talk to an automated phone customer service representative
8. Google is taking over the world and no one seems to mind
9. Hating burns more energy than not caring
10. You can't please everyone
11. Not EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon (e.g. bacon latte)
12. When all else fails: Pause. Step back. Take a deep breath. Then start again.
13. There is always moment of panic as soon as you see that rainbow wheel on your computer screen appear
14. A change in outlook can mean the difference between sanity and insanity
15. Always make time to do what you love to do
16. Be kind to those handling your food (they will spit in it if you're not)
17. Smile and nod and maybe they'll go away
18. Words with Friends ruins friendships
19. YouTube is a time warp
20. Headphones work wonders when you want people not to talk to you
21. When you feel like you die a little inside every time you walk into work, maybe it's time to quit
22. Ask questions with the curiosity of a child
23. I will never understand what makes the Kardashians so interesting
24. There's (almost) nothing more satisfying than a good home-cooked meal
25. Only hold others to realistic standards or be prepared for disappointment
26. Eggs will explode in the microwave
27. Listening to music is the cheapest form of therapy
and last, but not least...
28. You are never too old to play
1 comment:
i dont like this blog - its too negative. such a downer
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