The Psuedo-Cougar

In her short-lived career here
she has made quite the impression
since all her surreptitious comments
are filled with rated-x suggestions
in a brief exchange of words with her
you may be so privilidged to partake
it will only leave you wide-eyed and amazed
at all the obscene comments she has made
because of this to us all it seem clear
that she lacks all sense of humility
in engaging civilized interactions
she displays no ability
her attempts to mingle with the younger crowd
puts the frontwoman's attempts to shame
with three offsprings under her belt
can she really be the one to blame
the split from her other half
only left her free for the prowls
cavenging for more fish in the company waters
that they may call daddy now
the behaviors she displays
will cause one to shake his head
but for this paycheck she has no need
so "who cares?" is what she said
for support of all her offsprings
the law is on her side
so on this task called employment
she is merely along for the ride
when it was her time to bid adieu
a blessing she made it look like
but we all know what really happened
the company told her to take a hike
for no employer will keep someone
who fishes so close to their lakes
especially an unproductive fisherwoman
who just doesn’t have what it takes