The Frontwoman

with her large hands and fingers
fit for any lords or kings
she has a good grasp on things
or so it may seem
when presented with a question
we know now what not to do
it is to go to her for the answer
for she wouldn't have a clue
still she will anwer openly
as if it is everything that she knows
she will seem overly confident
perhaps she is putting on a show
since her judgement you cannot trust
a second opinion you will seek
the different response will only prove
she knows not of what she speaks
but to us all it remains a mystery
how she got her promotion
of the terms "hard work"
she clearly has no notion
when socializing after work hours
she will be eager to participate
the younger the crowd present
the more excitement she'll emanate
and she does not seem to mind
that she is many years our elder
perhaps acting her true age
is the thing that really bothers her
always puting her 2 cents in
maybe she does not mean to pry
she will give you unwanted advice
leaving you there asking why
an open book she is
her stories she is always selling
and even if you don't ask
she will have no problem telling
fit for any office occasion
at her attire you can't help but stare
since they are five sizes too small
perhaps there is a fetus growing there
that even she is not aware
but of this it is well understood
that gestation is an impossibility
for it has been made quite obvious
that her spinster status is a certainty
but still she walks on tall
pretending to be of great importance
for it is to be adored and admired
is what we know to be her indulgence