1. Worrying too much gives you wrinkles
2. Laughter can cure any sorrow
3. A penny really can’t go a long way these days
4. Having too much baggage is just extra weight on your shoulders
5. Be able to laugh at yourself every now and then
6. Dancing eases the urge to pee your pants
7. When life throws you lemons, throw it back and try again
8. When you sit and wait for things to change, you will be sitting for a very long time
9. Crying with a friend is always better than crying alone
10. Offer advice, then sit back and let them make their own decisions
11. Envy does not look good on anyone
12. Think before you speak, or be prepared to put your foot in your mouth
13. Be considerate of others, but always put yourself first. If you’re miserable, you’ll just make others miserable with you.
14. Never be afraid to say what’s on your mind.
15. Coffee + Conversation = great times with people
16. When you’re unsure about what comes next, don’t worry too much….no one else really knows what’s going on either
17. Even the most confident people have fears
18. Admitting when you are wrong gets you more respect
19. There is always going to be someone out there better than you, so why even bother comparing yourself to others
20. Having open ears is just as important as having an open mind
10 Not-So-Worthy Life Lessons
1. Open yogurt slowly….it tends to spit at you
2. Smile and nod….maybe they’ll go away soon
3. Do not microwave eggs
4. Soda cans left in the freezer too long will explode
5. Do not put ice cubes in wine
6. Even just grazing his balls will hurt him A LOT
7. An orange will roll much better than an apple
8. The internet is a new way to stalk people
9. Stay away from the Chads
10. When wearing a white shirt, be prepared to get something on it…no matter how hard you try to avoid it, you will still get something on that thing
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